| submitted on October 9, 2008 12:45 PM EST |
| Name: |
The Silver Bullet |
| Keep it clean please |
Why aren't I playing more? |
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| submitted on September 15, 2008 4:18 PM EST |
| Name: |
ANNA NICOLE SMITH |
| Keep it clean please |
Hey Rick, I thought I looked like an idiot, Thanks |
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| submitted on July 9, 2008 6:32 AM EST |
| Name: |
The Sledgehammer |
| Keep it clean please |
Yous guys belong back in division 3 |
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| submitted on April 17, 2008 10:31 AM EST |
| Name: |
HAC |
| Keep it clean please |
We miss ya Sarg Come back soon!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| submitted on April 11, 2008 5:21 PM EST |
| Name: |
MSgt Karl M. Campbell (Iraq) |
| Keep it clean please |
Congrats on Div II. Good luck this season! |
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| submitted on March 18, 2008 9:24 AM EST |
| Name: |
C. Everret Coop |
| Keep it clean please |
Osteogenesis Imperfecta is a serious medical condition. I should hope in the future, you would not make fun of people suffering
from this rare disorder. |
|
| submitted on March 14, 2008 2:30 PM EST |
| Name: |
Elijah Price |
| Keep it clean please |
I laugh at you Vince Yearly |
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| submitted on March 11, 2008 8:23 AM EST |
| Name: |
Brett Favre |
| Keep it clean please |
Hey Vince I hope you hold up better than I did. Call me if you want to play golf. |
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| submitted on February 20, 2008 4:53 PM EST |
| Name: |
The Silver Bullet |
| Keep it clean please |
Hainesport Indoor team is going down tonight. |
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| submitted on February 19, 2008 12:41 PM EST |
| Name: |
Stone Cold Steve Austin |
| Keep it clean please |
Time for a little smack down Hainesport style!!!!!!! |
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| submitted on February 18, 2008 4:43 PM EST |
| Name: |
The Silver Bullet |
| Keep it clean please |
Your indoor team sucks. Chris is to embarassed to even show up any more. Team Riley laughs at you guys. |
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| submitted on December 12, 2007 9:46 PM EST |
| Name: |
Stan-Cinnaminson |
| Keep it clean please |
Great game last Sunday...One of the most competitive we've had all season. We had a great time and we'll see you in the Spring. |
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| submitted on November 28, 2007 12:12 PM EST |
| Name: |
Alan's dog |
| Keep it clean please |
Someone thought I left my ball on the field. Turns out it was Dan's. |
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| submitted on November 26, 2007 5:23 PM EST |
| Name: |
Alan's Dog |
| Keep it clean please |
Somebody please teach Alan the proper way to throw the ball in. One more foul throw and I am leaving him for Chris. |
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| submitted on November 19, 2007 3:35 PM EST |
| Name: |
Alan's dog |
| Keep it clean please |
Where is Chris? We were supposed to go out for a walk and he never showed. |
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| submitted on October 22, 2007 6:29 AM EST |
| Name: |
Immigration & Naturalization Service |
| Keep it clean please |
Eveybody with an accent better have an up to date green card. |
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| submitted on October 22, 2007 6:24 AM EST |
| Name: |
Jenny Craig |
| Keep it clean please |
Call me Dan I can help |
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| submitted on August 17, 2007 3:01 PM EST |
| Name: |
Mt Holly Soccer Club |
| Keep it clean please |
Look out for us!!! We are coming to get you boneheads. Especially Yearly who should have retired last year. |
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| submitted on August 2, 2007 8:31 PM EST |
| Name: |
Hainesport Soccer Club |
| Keep it clean please |
Hey Mantua. You'll get your $100 for letting him score as soon as he pays us the $300 he owes us for letting him play. |
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| submitted on July 26, 2007 6:24 PM EST |
| Name: |
Mantua Soccer Club |
| Keep it clean please |
You guys still owe us the $100 bucks for letting Yearly score. A deal is a deal. Hopefully your plan will work and he will
retire. It wasn't easy trying to let him score. We must have given him 10 opportunies before he finally scored. Any person
with a lick of talent would have score on one of the first nine tries. Hopefully you will replace him with some talent.
It will cost you $200 if you want Mulvill to score. |
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| submitted on June 24, 2007 6:56 PM EST |
| Name: |
Mount Laurel PD |
| Keep it clean please |
Did anyone see those pigs flying in Mount Laurel? |
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| submitted on June 24, 2007 6:53 PM EST |
| Name: |
SATAN |
| Keep it clean please |
Its cold down here,Yearly must have scored a goal. |
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| submitted on June 20, 2007 1:41 PM EST |
| Name: |
Northern Burlington |
| Keep it clean please |
Where did you get those two new strikers?!?!?! They were incredible! Especially the guy who depleted the medical supply store. |
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| submitted on June 5, 2007 9:02 AM EST |
| Name: |
Dr. Phil |
| Keep it clean please |
Jim call me |
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| submitted on June 5, 2007 7:25 AM EST |
| Name: |
Rons mom |
| Keep it clean please |
My son shows up to score goals not blow whistles |
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| submitted on June 4, 2007 10:28 AM EST |
| Name: |
Mrs. Ron |
| Keep it clean please |
Ron's birthday is coming up. If anyone is looking for suggestions, he has been asking for a whistle. |
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| submitted on May 30, 2007 2:36 PM EST |
| Name: |
Cedrick |
| Keep it clean please |
You can't stop me Jimmy! |
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| submitted on May 23, 2007 2:47 PM EST |
| Name: |
The "over 60 league" |
| Keep it clean please |
It's about time somebody gave recogonition to Dan and his efforts! |
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| submitted on April 3, 2007 2:53 PM EST |
| Name: |
Nunzio/ Cherry Hill West |
| Keep it clean please |
Would you consider 2 cases of Chianti for Dan? We could use the "Silver Bullet" on our team. |
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| submitted on April 3, 2007 8:55 AM EST |
| Name: |
Rons wife |
| Keep it clean please |
Happy ? He kicked the dod the second he came through the front door. |
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| submitted on March 23, 2007 3:59 PM EST |
| Name: |
Herze Govina |
| Keep it clean please |
You American bastards are old and grumpy. Why must you yell at us, like we are terrorists, when only some of us are. I pity
you. Most of you are almost 40 years old. |
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| submitted on March 21, 2007 3:28 PM EST |
| Name: |
Hal |
| Keep it clean please |
Only Jesus saves more than Rich! |
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| submitted on March 18, 2007 6:51 PM EST |
| Name: |
Mother Nature |
| Keep it clean please |
Only I can stop HAC |
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| submitted on March 14, 2007 7:27 AM EST |
| Name: |
Rons ACL |
| Keep it clean please |
I think I'm going to miss that one |
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| submitted on March 13, 2007 2:03 PM EST |
| Name: |
Mantua |
| Keep it clean please |
Is Ron playing this week? We hear he's ducking us again. |
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| submitted on March 8, 2007 3:30 PM EST |
| Name: |
Medford Soccer Club |
| Keep it clean please |
you may have beaten us but you still suck |
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| submitted on February 23, 2007 4:44 PM EST |
| Name: |
Mantua Soccer Club |
| Keep it clean please |
We heard that Vince Yearly is coming back. He is the dirtest player in the league. |
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| submitted on February 13, 2007 9:53 AM EST |
| Name: |
Bill |
| Keep it clean please |
Guys - Season starts 11 March. Run around on Sunday 24 Feb and tentative scrimmage with Medford on 4 March (details to follow). |
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| submitted on February 5, 2007 5:25 PM EST |
| Name: |
Bill |
| Keep it clean please |
Guys - League meeting is Monday 12 February. I will let you know what happens. |
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| submitted on January 4, 2007 3:23 PM EST |
| Name: |
VW |
| Keep it clean please |
Billy (and Roseanne) - Thanks for setting up the end of year Banquet. It was a great time had by all. |
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| submitted on December 27, 2006 10:31 AM EST |
| Name: |
Bill |
| Keep it clean please |
Guys - 3 v 3 winter training on Sunday 31 December and Sunday 7 January at 10:00 am in Burlington Twp. Let me know if you
are available. |
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| submitted on December 14, 2006 7:22 PM EST |
| Name: |
Steven Rosenbloom |
| Keep it clean please |
As co founder of HAC the biggest mistake I ever made was to let a skinny white rapper wannabe play soccer with us.He was an
egomaniac and I can see 10 years later Vincent Yearly is still a legend in his own mind.Keep having fun boys despite playing
with a narcisist who really is not such a bad guy..Just ask him:-) |
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| submitted on December 7, 2006 8:22 AM EST |
| Name: |
Ron's Wife |
| Keep it clean please |
Not only does he look virile he is virile |
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| submitted on December 6, 2006 6:50 PM EST |
| Name: |
Ron |
| Keep it clean please |
Is it me, or is Coach Billy looking rather virile? |
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| submitted on November 29, 2006 4:35 PM EST |
| Name: |
Ken Hitchcock |
| Keep it clean please |
Way to get things tuned around Vince, call me if you ever come to Ohio. |
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| submitted on November 28, 2006 11:24 AM EST |
| Name: |
Equipment manager |
| Keep it clean please |
I'm glad to see the new muzzles are working out for you. The team has gone 3-0 since the introduction of the ball gags. |
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| submitted on October 26, 2006 10:20 AM EST |
| Name: |
Voorhees Goalie |
| Keep it clean please |
Give Chris a break. He told me which way he was going with the kick because my job was in jeopardy. I had to make the save.
Granted he could have at least made me dive for the ball. Thanks Chris. |
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| submitted on October 19, 2006 6:55 PM EST |
| Name: |
Dans Piano |
| Keep it clean please |
Play me or trade me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| submitted on October 19, 2006 6:02 PM EST |
| Name: |
Dan |
| Keep it clean please |
Why did you bring me here if your not going to use me??? |
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| submitted on October 17, 2006 12:55 PM EST |
| Name: |
SJ Masters web administrator |
| Keep it clean please |
That penalty kick that Chris took was so bad I had to give the whole team a loss. |
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| submitted on October 17, 2006 7:58 AM EST |
| Name: |
Bill |
| Keep it clean please |
There is a mistake on the SJ Masters standings. I have sent a note to the administrator asking them to update the standings. |
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| submitted on October 16, 2006 8:19 PM EST |
| Name: |
SJ Masters web administrator |
| Keep it clean please |
Because we want to. How do you like the fact you played 7 games in 6 weeks? |
|
| submitted on October 16, 2006 8:00 PM EST |
| Name: |
Jim McCallion |
| Keep it clean please |
why does the sjmasters web site standings show HNP as having 1 loss this season? |
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| submitted on October 16, 2006 3:26 PM EST |
| Name: |
Bill |
| Keep it clean please |
Vince, Nice job updating the web site with the new look. One comment, dont we have a better picture than my ugly mug. Even
the Halloween butt would be better. |
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| submitted on October 15, 2006 8:13 PM EST |
| Name: |
Chris |
| Keep it clean please |
I'm surprised Ron remebered my name! |
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| submitted on October 15, 2006 4:50 PM EST |
| Name: |
Ron |
| Keep it clean please |
Since Chris has been reading his own press, it's time to trash him so he'll start playing better. |
|
| submitted on October 12, 2006 9:33 AM EST |
| Name: |
Mr. Muffit |
| Keep it clean please |
Ok, the field was wet, there was no grass, my knee was bothering me, I had a headache, I told the goalie I was going that
way, the wind blew the ball, I kicked the ground first, I wasn't thinking clearly, I knew I would score later...Man that just
plain sucked |
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| submitted on October 1, 2006 11:25 AM EST |
| Name: |
good vince |
| Keep it clean please |
who dares hide behind my good name......jim? |
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| submitted on September 28, 2006 1:11 PM EST |
| Name: |
Evil Vince |
| Keep it clean please |
You have to give the goaile credit on Chris's penalty kick,. It was a stroke of genius on his part. By guessing that if he
stood still and didn't move an inch ,chances are Chris would hit him with the shot. It was a great shot by Chris but an even
better save by the statue, I mean goalie. |
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| submitted on September 28, 2006 1:11 PM EST |
| Name: |
Evil Vince |
| Keep it clean please |
On You have to give the goaile credit on Chris's penalty kick,. It was a stroke of genius on his part. By guessing that if
he stood still and didn't move an inch ,chances are Chris would hit him with the shot. It was a great shot by Chris but an
even better save by the statue, I mean goalie. |
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| submitted on September 27, 2006 10:30 AM EST |
| Name: |
SJ Masters League |
| Keep it clean please |
Have there been any Ron sightings? |
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| submitted on September 12, 2006 9:06 AM EST |
| Name: |
HAC GM |
| Keep it clean please |
Dear mr chiselhurst. If you have a heartbeat, chances are we may be interested. However, please be forewarned, the average
roster lifespan for this team is 3 weeks. If you are not injured by then, there's a great chance you will receive tenure on
our team. |
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| submitted on July 31, 2006 1:05 PM EST |
| Name: |
Pjhurst36@cs.com |
| Keep it clean please |
Do you all have any spots on the roster??? |
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| submitted on June 1, 2006 9:16 PM EST |
| Name: |
Mantua |
| Keep it clean please |
Happy Birthday Ron! |
|
| submitted on June 1, 2006 2:47 PM EST |
| Name: |
Sir Alex Fergeson |
| Keep it clean please |
Is Dan available for team training? |
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| submitted on June 1, 2006 2:45 PM EST |
| Name: |
RON |
| Keep it clean please |
That was a masterpiece. |
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| submitted on June 1, 2006 10:14 AM EST |
| Name: |
Blue Cross Blue Shield |
| Keep it clean please |
We at BCBS would like to apologize for the three atempts at clerifying our rider policy. What our new hire was attempting
to say was this. There will be a surcharge to all policy holders who are schedule to play against Mantua. This is due in great
part to the increased probability of injury as witnessed by the Hainesport Atheletic Club. We feel the average age of the
club was purely coincidental and had no bearing in our computations. Did I get that right Ron? |
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| submitted on May 31, 2006 10:33 AM EST |
| Name: |
Garmin/ GPS division, USA |
| Keep it clean please |
It has come to our attention you may know the wearabouts of one of our employees, Dan. If you see him, would you please contact
us. We haven't been in contact with him since we moved our facilities two blocks away. Thank you for your help. Bob Lostfellow,
CEO |
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| submitted on May 31, 2006 9:34 AM EST |
| Name: |
Mt Laurel Trainers Association |
| Keep it clean please |
In an effort to constantly stay on top of the soccer world, we at MLTA would like to know if Dan is interested in sharing
his goal scoring techniques with the u-3 group we're putting together. |
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| submitted on May 29, 2006 6:38 AM EST |
| Name: |
Blue Cross Blue Shield |
| Keep it clean please |
your policy |
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| submitted on May 29, 2006 6:37 AM EST |
| Name: |
Blue Cross Blue Shield |
| Keep it clean please |
Stop by our office on tuesday, we need to add a Mantua clause to you |
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| submitted on May 29, 2006 6:36 AM EST |
| Name: |
Blue Cross Blue Shield |
| Keep it clean please |
Stop by our office on tuesday, we need to add a Mantua clause to you |
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| submitted on May 2, 2006 11:14 AM EST |
| Name: |
Vince |
| Keep it clean please |
OK, aside from kicking the ball to the opponent for a breakaway, I don't see the problem? Jim declared the experiment a success.
One that should be revisited at least once before I turn 60. |
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| submitted on May 1, 2006 9:55 AM EST |
| Name: |
Pele |
| Keep it clean please |
Vince at stopper? I am rolling over in my grave. |
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| submitted on April 25, 2006 2:38 PM EST |
| Name: |
Harrison Soccer Club |
| Keep it clean please |
You guys were lucky it rained this past weekend. I wonder why no other teams cancelled. |
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| submitted on April 15, 2006 8:10 AM EST |
| Name: |
President of The Hair Club For Men |
| Keep it clean please |
PD Supporter Lets not forget Ron is the only guy who passes you the ball so keep him and his family out yo mouf!!! |
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| submitted on April 11, 2006 7:36 PM EST |
| Name: |
PD supporter |
| Keep it clean please |
Uhhhhh...that should be collar bone thing. |
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| submitted on April 11, 2006 7:34 PM EST |
| Name: |
PD supporter |
| Keep it clean please |
Dear Andy, stick to what you know (doughnuts). The prima donna you speak of has paid his dues. $25 i believe.But more importantly,
he has given life and limb. Sure some guys have broken their ankles, or knees, or some lame clooar bone thing, but just the
other week, P Diddy lost a toe nail due to an amazing toe ball shot. Hey, I'm not just talking Billy Mulvillhill toe ball.
I'm talking the real deal! Personally, I can't see trading him to some team within the division. A talent like that can come
back to hurt HAC in a big way. I believe you should rethink your stance, and if I may be frank, your attitude regarding Puff
the magic Diddy. One last thing, if you don't meet my demands, I'll be forced to cut my hair the same as Ron's. Thank you
Andy and have a nice day. |
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| submitted on April 11, 2006 5:12 PM EST |
| Name: |
Andy Reid |
| Keep it clean please |
I thought once I got rid of that other prima dona and sent him to Texas I would be done with veterans crying about what position
they are playing and having them always screaming to pass them the ball. Next thing you know this stopper wanna be is going
to be outside his house lifting weights. Wouldn't that be a sight to see.... |
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| submitted on April 10, 2006 3:09 PM EST |
| Name: |
Richard Simmons |
| Keep it clean please |
Sorry fellas, that was a typo. It was supposed to be an invite to a wet t-shirt party, not t-shorts. |
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| submitted on April 10, 2006 3:07 PM EST |
| Name: |
Brain surgeon |
| Keep it clean please |
What the hell are you talking about? |
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| submitted on April 10, 2006 8:46 AM EST |
| Name: |
Anonymous |
| Keep it clean please |
Who is the brain surgeon who spelled bulletin? |
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| submitted on April 9, 2006 8:14 PM EST |
| Name: |
richard simmons |
| Keep it clean please |
hey victor can I have my shorts back? |
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| submitted on April 8, 2006 6:55 PM EST |
| Name: |
Dr. Phil |
| Keep it clean please |
I think it's time for an intervention. |
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| submitted on April 6, 2006 11:19 AM EST |
| Name: |
SJ Masters Officiating Crew |
| Keep it clean please |
After last night's debacle at ISC, we will be providing muzzles for interested captains to use as they see fit. Since you
will be playing Moorestown II, we will be sure both teams will have an adequate supply! |
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| submitted on April 3, 2006 6:17 PM EST |
| Name: |
Soccer Ball |
| Keep it clean please |
Chris, please don't ever kick me back towards Hal again! |
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| submitted on April 1, 2006 10:09 PM EST |
| Name: |
Administrator |
| Keep it clean please |
Bite me! I'll get to it when I can. |
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| submitted on March 30, 2006 2:47 PM EST |
| Name: |
rest of league |
| Keep it clean please |
If your gonna post it when you do well,ya gotta do it when you suck. |
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| submitted on March 24, 2006 4:31 PM EST |
| Name: |
Hal |
| Keep it clean please |
Sorry Drew, I don't negotiate on message boards. If you'd like to meet with me I'll be working out on my front lawn later
today. |
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| submitted on March 24, 2006 3:25 PM EST |
| Name: |
Drew Rosenhouse |
| Keep it clean please |
Hey Hal you deserve better.CALL ME |
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| submitted on March 24, 2006 1:28 PM EST |
| Name: |
Hal |
| Keep it clean please |
While I appreciate all the love, I must defer the vast majority to my "D". For the most part I have been cold, wet, and bored
in our 2 victories. I hope the defense keeps me that way in all of our games. |
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| submitted on March 24, 2006 8:23 AM EST |
| Name: |
Hal's Representative |
| Keep it clean please |
Hey David, that thrill you're feeling behind you aint from me. |
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| submitted on March 23, 2006 10:19 PM EST |
| Name: |
David Beckham |
| Keep it clean please |
I've had a lot of goalies play behind me in my lifetime, but none have ever given me the same thrill as Hal. |
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| submitted on March 23, 2006 3:00 PM EST |
| Name: |
Laurel Springs |
| Keep it clean please |
I hope we never face that manchild known as Hal ever again |
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| submitted on March 23, 2006 2:59 PM EST |
| Name: |
Mantua |
| Keep it clean please |
Hals a beast. |
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| submitted on March 23, 2006 10:18 AM EST |
| Name: |
The Administrator |
| Keep it clean please |
Yes it is true ,as you point out so well, 9+5=14, but the reality is that we only scored 4 goals in the last game. Please
refrain from using useless logic in this arena. It only scares away other would be comments. Thank you. |
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| submitted on March 20, 2006 5:30 PM EST |
| Name: |
Hack1 |
| Keep it clean please |
Who's goal are you missing? 9-0 and 5-0 =14-0 |
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| submitted on March 14, 2006 8:59 PM EST |
| Name: |
Vince |
| Keep it clean please |
Very wise of you to name yourself anonymous. For you will feel the wrath of my keyboard. Actually, I finally had a chance
to make some changes. All photos and videos welcome. |
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| submitted on March 13, 2006 11:01 AM EST |
| Name: |
Anonymous |
| Keep it clean please |
Vince, You should update this once in awhile. You don't think your soccer skill is keeping you on the roster, do you? |
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| submitted on November 29, 2005 6:04 PM EST |
| Name: |
ron |
| Keep it clean please |
thanks for the picture change. |
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